Brent DubYa

I was trying to get a game going on a FB group where we see how long you can masturbate in front of a mirror while holding eye contact with yourself before you start laughing or have to look away. This is for the title!

No one is going for it because people are party poopers and bland.

Try to make things a little more exciting and suddenly no one seems to know you anymore. Weird.

I hate how much I love this and I hate if I send it to my friends or any other real life people they wouldn’t get how funny it is. Little things like this is what keeps me addicted to the internet.  And grumpy cat pics.

I hate how much I love this and I hate if I send it to my friends or any other real life people they wouldn’t get how funny it is.

Little things like this is what keeps me addicted to the internet.

And grumpy cat pics.

I’ll occasionally take a drink at the end of my day. 

Cheers to all of you and I hope you are all doing well.

I’ll occasionally take a drink at the end of my day.

Cheers to all of you and I hope you are all doing well.

Trying to help my wife out with a suggestion on what new underwear she should consider getting. 

I think it would be purrfect!

Trying to help my wife out with a suggestion on what new underwear she should consider getting.

I think it would be purrfect!

banxx:

Right?

💓

banxx:

Right?

💓

Minnesota Vikings do their summer training camp in my town.

A bunch of NFL players hanging around, looking at our women (and maybe guys. I don’t judge, out loud), eating in our restaurants, clogging up traffic with their Cadillac Escalades.

Being all footballey in our little town like they are someone that isn’t going to end up cut from a team and use their name to sell cars to make the monthly quota.

The fun never ends here.

Hopefully no one dies, again.

This article is about a month old but the headline will go on as one of the best ever.

You can’t make this stuff up.

I was tagged on the IG asking for some high school celebrity crushes. Back in the early to mid-90s I was all about Winona Ryder and Drew Barrymore. I also put Susan Sarandon there because a friend introduced me to Rocky Horror Picture Show in high school and I was in love. I grew up in happy valley, Utah and had never seen anything like that movie.  Sarandon really captured my eye from it and I couldn’t get her out of my mind.  Dammit, Janet, I love you! 

Sigh… Those were the days. 

Honorable mention to Alyssa Milano.

I was tagged on the IG asking for some high school celebrity crushes. Back in the early to mid-90s I was all about Winona Ryder and Drew Barrymore. I also put Susan Sarandon there because a friend introduced me to Rocky Horror Picture Show in high school and I was in love. I grew up in happy valley, Utah and had never seen anything like that movie. Sarandon really captured my eye from it and I couldn’t get her out of my mind. Dammit, Janet, I love you!

Sigh… Those were the days.

Honorable mention to Alyssa Milano.

gpoy

gpoy

I was trying to describe the movie The Wizard Of Oz to my kid and he was looking at me like WTF? When you describe it out loud it does sound like a stupid movie. Tin man? Flying monkeys? A wicked witch melting from water?

I have seen this movie a bunch of times but I never really considered how stupid it is until I described it. What the hell have I been watching?

Magic ruby slippers?